Jon Mark Beilue column
April 22, 2016 noon
Admit it, presidential campaign coverage is a guilty pleasure.
March 25, 2016 noon
It’s a jungle out there, and rest assured, someone is slapping peanut butter on the foliage and eating it.
February 26, 2016 11:18 a.m.
That’s auto-correct. For every one word it corrects to the right meaning, there’s 10 nonsensical words in its place.
January 29, 2016 10:54 a.m.
Yeah, I’m going to Embrace the Winter all right. I’m going to put my arm around this season, and start to squeeze, and then take my hands and tighten my grip, and squeeze more and more and yell maniacally and laugh hysterically…
December 25, 2015 9:44 a.m.
I’m flat missing out on one of the truly revengeful joys of life – spoiling your grandkids rotten and then sending them back to your kids for them to deal with.
November 25, 2015 9:25 a.m.
’Tis the season – the season for animated Christmas specials.
October 23, 2015 10:04 a.m.
If baths are so great, why aren’t they at health clubs, workout facilities and locker rooms?
September 25, 2015 9 a.m.
Teachers speak in a closed world of acronyms and abbreviations that WPTMTS (Would Put the Military to Shame).
August 28, 2015 9:15 a.m.
September 10 is TV Dinner Day. It was on that day in 1952 – some 63 years ago – C.A. Swanson & Sons debuted the first TV dinner.
July 24, 2015 10:37 a.m.
Why are these Wal-Martians like Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster, rumored to have been seen elsewhere but yet no one can offer definitive proof of their existence except pushing a cart at Walmart?